How to tell if someone is purple

'''Do all these in order. Otherwise they might die. Don't read the next one until you did the one you're on (don't do or read 2 if you're on 1, etc.)'''

1: Check their pulse. It should seem normal

2: Ask them their name. If they're purple, they will answer correctly.

3: Check their breathing. If they are purple, they should have a normal breathing pattern.

4: Whack them with a stick. They will have a delayed reaction if they're purple.

5: Attack them with a machete. They won't feel any pain if they're pruple, but only with a machete.

6: Poison them. They won't have any reaction if they're purple.

7: Sell all their things. They won't care if they're purple.

8: Smash their head in with a hammer. It will pop back up if they're purple.

9: Put a blindfold on them and tell them to drive a car. They can do it if they're purple.

10: Check their skin. It will be purple.

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