Jon Davies

Jon Davies is a mystical entity of great power, worshipped by an ancient civilisation known as the Buddy Club, not unlike the Ancient Greeks - pioneers of democracy and philosophy. The Buddy Club, as a polytheist civilisation, believes in multiple deities of various aspects of medieval life - Jon Davies being the God of Bang-Tidy Rims and Bang-Tidy Gurls.

Etymology
The name Jon Davies is derived from the ancient Buddyish word, Chonjavis, meaning "One Who Likes Rims and Gets Gurls".

Birth
While varying mythologies exist, it is widely accepted by modern archaelogoists and ancient historians that Jon Davies was the son of Shoulder-Monkey, Buddy Club God of the Sky and leader of the Gods of Mount Doom. After his birth to the deity Laura, Goddess of the Lulz, it is widely believed that Jon Davies was adopted by the messenger god, Mercutio, and taken in while his parents went to war against the rebellious Andy GnR and his merciless army of necromancers.

Early Life
Under the care of Mercutio, Jon Davies was a very kind and compassionate child, killing at least seven other deities (it should be noted that within the Buddy Club, murder is considered a sign of love). Jon Davies very quickly discovered the ancient art of drifting, and became quite talented - able to kill forty people in a single slide of his chariot. At the mere age of four thousand, Jon Davies was invited to join the Academy of Lulz, a training institue for budding deities.

Death
While accounts differ, the death of Jon Davies is usually depicted as being at the hands of the Fifth Robin, a demonic entity of great power. While depictions of the battle varied, often being conveyed through ambiguous means such as pottery and vocal storytelling, most accounts depict Jon Davies attacking the demon for anything between just under ten minutes, to an epic battle of two weeks. Despite this, most accounts agree that Jon Davies fell in battle when the Fifth Robin opened a portal to the Netherworld, releasing the invulnerable demon, Freiburg im Breisgau, to whom Jon Davies stood no chance. Most Buddy Club art shows Jon Davies decapitated, bleeding rainbows.